Scene opens with the title zooming in from no where set to the rocky music. You know how to do this.
After credits, Azeroth slides up and Dr. Strange Orc and Dink are floating in front of it. Do the stars thing from Dr. Strangelove, maybe here, or maybe later.
Dink
Wow. Dr. Strangeorc, how did we get here?
Dr.
I dunno Dink! Weren't we in deep space last time?
Dink
I think so! Maybe we fell into a wormhole.
Dr.
What kind of worm made the wormhole?
Dink
Um… a giant… space worm?
Dr.
I like it. Let's go with that.
A giant space worm enters background via a wormhole and exits creating a new wormhole.
Dink
So this is Azeroth. *whistle*
Dr.
No, you're supposed to whistle first and then say, "So this is Azeroth".
Dink
What do you mean?
Dr.
Well you did it wrong. It should sound like this: "*whistle* So this is Azeroth.”
Dink
Oh, I see. You're so very smart about these things.
Dr.
So very smart.
Dink
Smart.
Dr.
Smart.
Pause.
Dink
*whistle* So this is Azeroth.
Dr.
How can you tell?
Dink
Well easy, you can see the continents. See, there are the Eastern Kingdoms, there is Kalimdor, there is that maelstrom caused by kodo emissions, and in the north there you can see Northrend where Arthas is.
Dr.
Oh, I see.
Pause.
Hey, do you know what is on the other side?
Dink
The other side of what?
Dr.
The other side of Azeroth.
Dink
What do you mean?
Dr.
Well, Azeroth is a sphere right?
Dink
Right…
Dr.
So, we're only looking at one side of it, and yet we see all the continents. This must mean that on the other side there is something else.
Dink
Woah… I never thought about it like that. You're right, you know? I wonder what is on the other side.
Dr.
The dark side of Azeroth.
Dink
The dark side.
Dr.
Of Azeroth.
Pause.
Dink
Maybe we can find out if we sing a song.
Dr.
How will that help?
Dink
Dunno, but what else can we do? We're floating in space. Not much we can do here.
Dr.
Good point.
They sing “It's a Long Way to
Paddy wrote a letter
To his Irish Molly O',
Saying, "Should you not receive it,
Write and let me know!
If I make mistakes in spelling,
Molly dear", said he,
"Remember it's the pen, that's bad,
Don't lay the blame on me".
Chorus:
It's a long way to
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way to
To the sweetest girl I know!
Goodbye Piccadilly,
Farewell
It's a long long way to
But my heart's right there.
Molly wrote a neat reply
To Irish Paddy O',
Saying, "Mike Maloney wants
To marry me, and so
Leave the
Or you'll be to blame,
For love has fairly drove me silly,
Hoping you're the same!"
Chorus.
Dr.
Nice work Dink.
Dink
Yes, that was great.
Dr.
Truly great.
Dink
Great.
The sphere starts to turn.
Dink
Oh look! It's working!
Dr.
Yay! It's working!
They both chant "go! go! go!" while the sphere turns. The sphere turns to reveal a really ugly face.
Face
Um, I say, do you two mind shutting up? You're starting to get rather annoying.
Dink
Oh wow! It's a face!
Dr.
A face on the dark side of Azeroth! Who'd of guessed?
Dink
Hi face! What's your name, face?
Face
Pause.
Evan.
Both
Hi Evan! (both wave)
Evan
Now look here, I need you both to be quiet. I'm trying to have a snooze but you morons won't stop yapping. Please shut up.
Dr.
Aww, give us a break. We're orcs. In space!
Dink
Yeah, there really isn't much for us to do out here. We have to keep busy somehow.
Evan
Well then maybe this whole thing was just a stupid premise to begin with. You're insulting people's intelligence.
Dr.
Oh, he's right! We have the physics of space to consider. Like, how are we talking to each other right now?
Dink
What do you mean?
Dr.
Well, sound can't travel through the vacuum of space. So how are we talking to each other?
Dink
Oh yeah. Never thought about that. Maybe we have, like, radios in our helmets or something.
Dr.
Hey, good idea! But wait, we don't sound like we're transmitting via radio.
Dink
*kshh!* There, is that better?
Dr.
*kshh!* Much better! Now this whole thing makes perfect sense.
Dink
Perfect sense.
Dr.
Sense.
Dink
Perfect sense.
Evan
Look, that's not what I meant.
Dink
Hey, what about Evan. He's still talking through the vacuum of space.
Dr.
Hey Evan, you need to change your voice so that you sound like you're talking through your helmet.
Evan
I'm not wearing a helmet.
Dr.
…Oh yeah.
Dink
Boy, this is a tough one.
Evan
Now see here, that's not at all what I meant. I mean that this entire thing is just dumb. No one wants to see two silly orcs having idle conversation. There needs to be space battles and explosions or something.
Dr.
But there can't be explosions in space, since fire needs oxygen, and there is no oxygen in space.
Dink
Yeah, and we don't want to insult people's intelligence Evan.
Evan
And those stupid songs you sing! Can't you sing anything written after the 1930's? Look, you don't know what you are doing, so just stop, please.
Dr.
What's he getting at?
Dink
I think he wants us to sing a new song.
Evan
NO that is not what I want!
Dink
I have the perfect song! Feel free to join us Evan, if you know it.
Evan
…well maybe. If I feel like it.
They sing “At the Ball, That’s All” from Way Out West. Evan joins them and sings the yodel part.
Commence to dancin’,
Commence advancin',
Just start a-prancin', right and left a-glancin',
A moochee dancin', slide and glide entrancin'.
You do the tango jiggle,
With a Texas Tommy wiggle.
Take your partner, and you hold her,
Lightly enfold her,
A little bolder,
Just work your shoulder,
Snap your fingers one and all, in the hall,
At the ball, that's all, some ball.
Dr.
Wow, that was great!
Dink
Truly great.
Dr.
Great.
Evan
Yes I suppose it wasn't that bad. Course, my singing saved it.
Dr.
Well, good night!
Dink
Good night! And good night Evan!
Both orcs fall asleep.
Pause.
Evan
*smack*
Well at least they've finally shut up. But now I'm all alone. Where is that Outland place? Maybe there is the dark side of Outland that I could talk to. Am, am.. erm… *sigh* Oh well.
Evan goes to sleep and the world turns around.
THE END
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4 comments:
Lol, I loved the awesome faces and expressions of the dark side of Azeroth.. or Evan as it says. Anyway, it was even worse then the first one, in a good way, nice :D
I TOTALLY love the intro, as I did in Orcs in SPACE! 1 ;)
Hm. Thanks for writing down the vocals and lyrics, never heard he said the thing about Outland before now :) Your awesome Oxhorn
(From Raxerm, big fan from Wegame.)
Man this is funny, the dark side of Azeroth and Outland, go figure.
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