Script -- Oxhorn's Unabridged Dictionary

I realized today that I have never posted a list of all my invented swear words and their definitions. So here you go, the complete list of Oxhorn's invented swear words:

Oxhorn’s Unabridged Dictionary

BLIT, noun.

1. A malicious, evil, selfish, unpleasant or otherwise contemptible person; (Timmy’s mom is a blit).
2. Anything difficult or unpleasant; (that job was a blit).
3. Any part of anything, whether one’s body or a part of an object; (I’m going to kick you in the blit).

BLOIT, verb.

1. To complain; gripe; (stop bloitting).
2. To fumble, mess up, drop the ball; (I bloitted that one).
3. To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly; (he bloitted me in the foot).

BLOIT, phrasal verb.

1. To shirk one’s duty; (just bloit it).
2. To go away: used as an exclamation of impatience; (bloit off!)
3. To waste time; (I bloitted all day).

BLOIT, interjection.

1. Used to express anger, rejection and disgust, often followed by a pronoun, such as “you” or “it”; (go bloit yourself).

BLOIT, as an adjective, adverb.

1. Damned; confounded; bloody; (that bloitting politician).

CHAK, verb.

1. To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly; (don’t chak him in the thumb).
2. To be in an undesirable position, (I’m chakked).

FLAK, noun.

1. Any part of anything, whether one’s body or a part of an object; (she thumped me in the flak).
2. To care, be concerned; (I don’t give a flak).

FLAK, verb.

1. To be in an undesirable position, (you’re flakked).

GRAT, interjection.

1. Used to express anger, rejection and disgust, often followed by a pronoun, such as “you” or “it”; (grat it!)

GRAT, as an adjective, adverb.

1. Damned; confounded; bloody; (that gratting idiot).

WOLSH, verb.

1. To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly; (you wolshed that guy bad).
2. To abuse or manipulate against one’s will; (I was thoroughly wolshed).
3. Any part of anything, whether one’s body or a part of an object; (I was hit in the wolsh).