Monday, August 6, 2007
Movie -- Associate Professor Evil Kills All Gold Farmers
Credits Song Lyrics:
After hours and hours of toil and bother,
The credits come, just for the author,
So that he may
Have his say,
And claim the work as his.
Yet no one enjoys simple scrolling text,
So most men leave to view something next,
And never know
Who made the show
That the author claims as his.
What can one do, I dare ask you,
To keep a man here long?
The answer, pray,
Is as clear as day:
just simply write a song.
A song, a song, a quirky song,
The lyrics matter not!
You'll keep him here the whole day long
If you simply write a song.
Make it simple, lad, and sing it well,
A crazy tune of inconsequence,
and be sure, my friend,
I do recommend,
To sing in an Irish accent.
A song, a song, a quirky song,
The lyrics matter not!
You'll keep him here the whole day long
If you simply write a song.
Song, song, song-song-song... songa-songa-song!
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5 comments:
and thus a new fan favorite is born, congratulations Brandon, i do so love the Associate professor kills all... series it brings a true flavour of whimsy and wit to a could oh so easly be a simple "i hate gold farmers" video or sadly in the case of many wannabe film makers " I hatz teh goldz farmerz" wher you simply get 45 mins of some idiot killing farmbots in unusual ways. You sir have a gift not only as a machima artist but as a writer, your plots however short always entrall and humorise subjects that every one of us feels strongly about in this case our united worldwide loathing of gold farmers. It is my great hope that you continue to no only play WoW but continue your machima long into the future.
I love the made-up language for the farmers. Although, is it my imagination or were all the farmers ... NIGHT ELVES?
Hmmmm....
Keep up the good work! While RED SNAPPAH is probably my favorite so far, Ass Prof Evil is starting to grow on me.
grimmtooth didnt you hear the song?
'stay away from those crooked elfs they look like women and they smell like hell, so if you will take my sound advice keep a distance of at least 10ft!'
and yes they were ALL elfs and about 40% of them were hunters lol...just like real life
A great movie more brandon! thank you
@Grimmtooth: Well, as you maybe know, and as aries pointed out, Oxhorn doesn't really like the elfs in World of Warcraft. That's why he made the Anti-Elf Anthem and Elf-On as well as all those gold farmers were elfs. Well.... I have, until now, never seen a gold farmer playing a gnome or a human (ok, those got no hunters) nor did I see any undead or tauren farmers.
Who knows, maybe they don't like the cool races...
Seeing some of you guys in Brandon's forum ;)
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